This post already had me very put-off about the internet. I’d expected it to be smart. And deleting all my liked pages and re-adding them didn’t solve the problem one bit. Stupid stumbleupon. And today, something else like that happened. I don’t know if it’s started happening now or if I’ve ignored it earlier, but the internet is getting stupider and stupider.
I was randomly checking my mail today, and saw that I had a mail from Facebook in my spam folder. Since it looked like someone had messaged me, I opened up the mail, to get this.
Umm… What?
… no, I really don’t want you to give me a massage or anything else. Thanks for the offer, I’m really flattered. It’s not you it’s me. I like it when I make the first move. I’m just not in a good place right now. Naruto’s ending and I’m caught up in that. I don’t think we’ll be compatible.I guess I opened the email too late and now I don’t think you’re interested anymore. Sorry Adriana, baby, in some other life, you and I will be together.
P.S. Thanks for calling me cute, but I have no idea who ateiluj01 is.
No, I didn’t actually reply. Frankly, I was too scared to even open the link to her “naughty pictures“. What I am curious about, however, is how that message appears to be from Facebook. Why is that? Since when did Facebook turn into Omegle or SnapChat or whatever? And why does this keep happening to me?
What is with these spambots? Does anyone actually fall for it? What sort of email id is that anyway?
Last month I discovered that I had a personal twitter account that I don’t remember creating. When I logged in, I saw that I actually was following hundreds of people, had around 25 people following me, and that I had apparently messaged a guy I knew…not a message that I would be able to type given my limited vocabulary about body parts. Thankfully, the girl whose name started with J (maybe it was Jessica? Jennifer?), had included her name and a questionable photo..all assets shown 
… so that meant I was in the clear. I promptly deleted the account, and have deleted a lot more accounts on websites that I was inactive on, just in case.
I’m almost beginning to see why my stumbleupon refuses to accept my posts as just humor..
Also, if anyone from stumbleupon is reading this and if you were expecting feminism, erotic literature and/or any other type of porn, I am very sorry to say there’s none to be found here.
And people who burst loud, hot, blindingly bright crackers ten feet away from dogs, go die in a ditch somewhere. Painfully.
humorworks 