My exams are finally over apart from the three papers I have this month. But they’re pretty easy so I can afford to spend time on the internet. Only a teensy-weensy bit of time, but it’s something!
Since I have spent the last two or so weeks acting like a really badly acted-out zombie in some stupid, cheaply produced movie, I now have a lot to catch up on. Like the new Naruto movie, since I am still not over that stupid manga. Then there’s the half dozen good movies that released when I was shuffling around literally looking for brains to feed on so that I might be able to just scrape through my silly exams. But now that’s done and typing about it will just depress me more so I’m going to move on.
Since I have a bit of time in December because I only have three more papers to go, and an entire HALF day’s worth of free time before my next semester starts after my last paper, I thought I’ll make some changes to myself and my surroundings. Starting with this blog thing. But I’ve already changed as much about it as I thought was necessary so I won’t fiddle around with it more. Probably.
Right. The post.
THINGS I NEED TO GET OFF MY ASS AND STOP/START DOING ASAP
I think I need to clarify here that I don’t really need to get anything off my ass. Not literally anyway. Now that that’s cleared, I’ll stop babbling.
1. I need to stop resting my hand on the keyboard unnecessarily
So this should be really obvious to me, but I just pressed some button and WordPress sent me to some place to forward my post? I don’t even know what that is. Really. So I need to stop doing that. Now. GET OFF THE KEYBOARD, HAND!!!!
2. I need to stop talking to inanimate objects…out loud
It’s the 21st century…why is this still considered strange?
My hand doesn’t count since it’s pretty animated. True. But my phone usually isn’t. My moped definitely isn’t. At least she isn’t when I am yelling at her to just freaking START ALREADY!
3. I need to stop losing my temper for silly reasons
Like my moped refusing to start. Or my post randomly deciding to teleport to a random dimension. Or people leaving the door open when I’ve specifically told them to close it. Or WordPress refusing to accept teleport as a word. I DON”T WANT TO USE PORTLET OR PORTER. NO.
Well that didn’t work.
4. I need to start keeping my desk organized
That’s never going to happen. I give up.
5. I need to start remembering what day of the week it is
It’s Tuesday today, isn’t it? What?! It’s already Saturday?
I have lost three days of my life.
6. I need to start making actual posts and stop typing aimlessly hoping that the words will rearrange themselves and create a post.
Oh hey, it works. Maybe I won’t do that after all.
But yeah. I’m going to try and get an actual schedule for this thing instead of just posting when I feel like it. I hate watching my stats drop. Yay for rushed posts!!
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