So I haven’t posted in a while. I have been around, commenting and liking posts and stalking people but all of that has been done in the privacy of my bathroom because I wasn’t allowed to go ten feet near my phone for the past week, in front of people. It was like, I look at my poor lonely looking phone and everyone goes NO!!!!!
and then comes and takes my phone away. Nobody understood that I was just going to complete the daily missions in the hundred or so games that I play everyday to distract myself from the sad empty void that is my message box. Anyway, now I have to complete a week’s worth of challenges to get to the mystery box/chest/ball level now. Yup. The struggle is real.
And why did my usually (not) understanding family turn so evil? Because something even eviler had possessed them…eviler is a word! Would’ve thunk?
EXAMS
So yes, I had my exams, and now I don’t. So I can get back to posting randomly while completely ignoring all the rules I’d set for myself when I started this thing. Yay.
Anyway, I have a bit of free time now with diwali and elections and mass bunks coming up, so I thought I’d go and replay a few old video games, or maybe reread a book, or get new songs, or anything that doesn’t involve
i) Cleaning my table, since I don’t have a room since my sister’s a jerk
ii) Bathing my dog because let’s face it, everyone likes dog smell
iii) Going to visit relatives because I am not interested in knowing that I have gained weight, gotten ill mannered because I said “HI” instead of “NAMASTE”
etc. Guess how well that worked out? Yup.
I am now supposed to be cleaning my room and have just dried my dog off, and I have to rush because my grandparents are expecting us this evening.
FML.
Rant over. For now.
So I went to dinner with my family yesterday, sans my phone, because it was my sister’s boyfriend’s birthday party because I gave him a great gift. But that made me realize that people act funny/bad/dumb outside.
i) There were two kids no more than 9 years old seriously discussing the pros and cons of “love” and “arranged” marriage. Their parents didn’t think it was strange and were very supportive of the “arranged” marriage supporter.
ii) There was a couple with their young kid sitting beside us. The kid wasn’t eating anything because he was too bust playing Temple Run. I did not want to wrench that phone away from him and take it for myself, really, because his parents were too busy feeling each other up publicly and I felt bad for him.
iii) There was a woman who was burping extremely loudly, drawing glares from the entire restaurant… the she decided to rest her feet on the table and had to be escorted outside.
iv) My father got bored after a while and wanted to take a stroll in the restaurant, much to my sister’s embarrassment. Thankfully, I was able to make him stay by demanding a pocket money rise if he did so. That will make him do anything.
v) It was my turn to be embarrassed afterwards because my sister and Mr.Boyfriend wanted romantic pictures outside the place. Very cute…but my father didn’t understand why he shouldn’t be in the photo, my mother was too busy laughing at that and I had to explain. Not cool.
So yeah, it was pretty normal actually, but I am too tired to think of anything right now. I will get back to posting erratically soon enough.
P.S. It’s my blog’s one month anniversary!!! WOO!!!
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