So I have been nominated for the “Liebster Award” which is awesome, so thank you Blackbird.
What you basically have to do is thank the nominator and link back to their site, answer whatever questions that have been asked, nominate a few more people and ask them questions and other stuff as well. It’s a lot of work.
This is my first ever “award” on WordPress, so I am quite excited. So, yeah. I guess I’ll get around to answering the questions now.
1) If you could punch any public figure in the face right now, with no repercussions, who would it be?
Oh wow. Times like this I realize that I am really nice. I don’t particularly want to punch anyone in the face. Not just because I suck majorly at punching and will probably make a fool of myself. So I cannot think of anyone right now. Maybe I’ll update this later (?).
2) If you could pick three evils to rid the world of forever, what would those be?
Ohh…serious business… I dunno really. I mean, they’re mostly all connected, so removing one might lead to removing another…but I’m usually online so I think I’ll talk about the hate found online.
I would like to remove the opinion-based hate, the anonymous hate and the unnecessarily-rude hate. There’s always poverty and gender inequality and animal abuse that I would like to remove, but these three are something people don’t usually talk about so I figured I’d just that this actually exists, and it is growing.
3) What are you wearing? What is the comfiest item of clothing you’ve ever owned in your life?
Probably this shirt I got that’s two sizes too big for me. I wear it all the time. But as a kid I had this yellow dress that I apparently wore everyday till my mother finally grew tired of it and threw it away. So that might be it as well.
4) What is your comfort food when you’re sick?
Cake. Or maybe porridge. My mother makes the best porridge ever. If she wants to.
5) What was the most emotionally involving story you’ve ever heard/read/watched?
6) Which is more awesome: Dragons or Zombies?
Dragons. They kick ass.
For some reason I’ve always associated zombies with internet geeks. They’re slow, they’re kind of antisocial, they have a mob-mentality…I dunno. They just seem lame to me.
7) What is the most ridiculous situation you ever dreamed yourself in?
I had this dream a few years ago that I was in a building that was actually a robot and that the robot made me go to the hundredth or something floor and threw me down. It was actually a pretty normal dream, but it was dreamed in such detail that I remember it clearly even now. I should probably write a story about it.
8) If you were a tree and you were chopped for wood/paper, what would you like to be made into?
A food cabinet? A bird-house? A computer table?
9) Do you have anything you keep for sentimental reasons that would otherwise be considered junk?
Yes. I have a sharpened refill, a bunch of chalks that I used to carve as a kid, a piece of aluminium foil that I pressed into a perfectly circular plate, a bunch of books that I used to write my “story” in back when I dreamed of writing the most epic adventure-fantasy novel ever, a bunch of drawings from when I wanted to draw a comic, a piece of ribbon that belonged to my guinea-pig’s teddy bear, I have a lot of junk that gives me a shitload of feels.
10) If you could meet any fictional character and give them a great big hug, who would it be?
This is a tough one. I tend to not like a lot of characters…but I guess I would love to hug Bepo from One Piece since he’s a polar bear and everyone wants to hug a polar bear, right?
11) Is there anything seemingly harmless that when people do around you drives you completely nuts?
Yup. Too many to list, actually. But a small list will include
Keeping the door of any room partially open.
Laughing without telling me why.
Being “cute” and poking me constantly.
Existing.
Now for the facts about me.
1. I dislike getting surprises. Not that I dislike the gifts, I just don’t know the appropriate amount of enthusiasm to display which might make people hate me or get super creeped out.
2. I have 7 blogs apart from this one. None on WordPress though, which is a pity. I have forgotten the username and password and email addresses of each one. So if you want to make a blog and the domain is taken, sorry. It might be me hogging all of them for no reason.
3. Cattle scare me. Living in India is made quite difficult due to this stupid fear.
4. Cats scare me.
5. I suck at thinking out random facts.
6. I wrote my first twelve page book when I was 9. My mom said it was okay.
7. I enjoy watching my guinea pig eat and then calling her fat afterwards.
8. I enjoy walking around with biscuits in my pockets because then my dog listens to me.
9. I talk to myself more than I talk to anyone else. I am the most interesting person I have talked to.
10. This list is starting to sound sad.
11. I am not very good with lists.
And that is how you fail at awards. Just in case you were curious. Grade A material right there. Sorry for making you read that. If anyone actually did read that. Probably didn’t. Hi mom!
So anyway, I will not link to other bloggers because my social awkwardness has come over to greet me in the internet-realm as well. That’s just wonderful. But I do enjoy reading well over a hundred blogs. Seriously, I just checked and it’s over 100. That’s a lot of blogs.
Okay. I guess this is it? I’m gonna go now.
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